The Wheel of Time Purity Test

[The Dark One]

I found a link to this on a random website, but the actual purity test is popup central so I just copy and pasted it here. Here is a link to the original to give credit, but the site is from 2004 and it wouldn't work on my computer: www.angelfire.com/rant/Tryp/WOTpurtest.html

Feel free to reply with your answers


1. Have you read The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan?

2. Twice?

3. Three Times?

4. You've come to the end and don't know what to do with your life since the 10th book is not out yet?

5. Do you wish there was a WOT movie?

6. Do you know exactly who should play every role?

7. Do you own the book The World of the Wheel?

8. Do you own the WOT RPG?

9. Is it the only one you play anymore?

10. Do you own the WOT video game?

11. Is it the only one you play anymore?

12. Have you ever wished you were an Aes Sedai/Asha'man?

13. Have you ever tried to channel?

14. Did you succeed?

15. If you were an Aes Sedai do you know what ajah you would be?

16. Have you figured out what ajah all of your friends would be?

17. Can you name more than one Aiel sept?

18. More than 5?

19. Do you follow ji'e'toh?

20. Have you ever asked someone to help you meet your toh?

21. Have you ever tried to make someone gai'shain?

22. Did it work?

23. Have you ever called someone a 'woolhead'?

24. Do you use the words 'flaming,' 'bloody,' or 'blood and bloody ashes' in place of a more common expletive?

25. Do you know what 'Dovie'andi se tovya sagain' means?

26. Have you ever used it in an appropriate situation?

27. Are you fluent in the Old Tongue?

28. Can you name all of the Forsaken?

29. Do you know all of their Age of Legend's names?

30. Do you wish you could have controlled the a'dam while Moghedien was wearing it?

31. Do you have pets named after WOT characters?

32. Children named after WOT characters?

33. Have you legally changed you name so you could be named after one of the WOT characters?

34. Off the top of your head can you name more than 10 WOT characters?

35. More than 30?

36. More than 50?

37. Have you ever referred to your boyfriend/husband as your warder/gaidin?

38. Have you ever been referred to by your girlfriend/wife as her warder/gaidin?

39. Does your knowledge of WOT geography surpass your knowledge of the geography of the country you live in?

40. Do you have a set of three questions prepared in the event that you should ever run across a doorway with a twisting red frame?

41. Do you utterly refuse to say the name Sh...um yeah you know...

42. Do you refer to a favorite item, piece of jewelry, etc. as your angreal?

43. Have you ever called on the Old Blood to help you through a test or stressful workday?

44. Have you ever painted the nail on your pinky green and shaved half of your head?

45. Have you ever painted the Dragon Fang on someone's door?

46. Have you ever referred to a figure of authority as Lord Captain Commander of the Children of the Light?

47. Have you ever accused someone of being a Darkfriend?

48. Have you ever entered Tel'aran'rhiod?

49. Do you refer to your winter scarf as a shoufa?

50. When buying cigs have you ever asked for a pouch of Two Rivers Tabac?

51. When buying alcohol have you ever asked for a bottle of oosquai?

52. On a trip to the zoo have you ever referred to the elephants as s'redits?

53. Can you recite all the Prophecies of the Dragon?

54. Do you commonly refer to comedians, musicians, jugglers, etc. as gleemen?

55. Have you ever taken the oath as a Hunter of the Horn?

56. Do you know what Shen an Calhar means?

57. Have you ever danced with Jak O'The Shadows?

58. When in a tough situation have you ever sighed acceptingly and said 'The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills"?

59. Have you not read the books because you have read them before in a previous Age because there is no beginning or end the Wheel of Time?

60. Have you ever made a purity test based on The Wheel of Time?



[The Dark One]

1. Have you read The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan? Um Duh

2. Twice? Yes

3. Three Times? Some of the books

4. You've come to the end and don't know what to do with your life since the 10th book is not out yet? I did feel that way

5. Do you wish there was a WOT movie? No, I have always thought there was way too much for a movie, but I am excited about the show!!!

6. Do you know exactly who should play every role? No

7. Do you own the book The World of the Wheel? Yup

8. Do you own the WOT RPG? Tabletop or video game?

9. Is it the only one you play anymore? No

10. Do you own the WOT video game? Oh ok, that answers my earlier question. No, I only have the tabletop.

11. Is it the only one you play anymore? Obviously not, but I should make my own version on the Sims...

12. Have you ever wished you were an Aes Sedai/Asha'man? Obviously

13. Have you ever tried to channel? Obviously

14. Did you succeed? Some things are not for you to know

15. If you were an Aes Sedai do you know what ajah you would be? No. I could see myself in any except Red and Green, honestly.

16. Have you figured out what ajah all of your friends would be? Well yeah, I mean, we've all talked about it on the chat

17. Can you name more than one Aiel sept? Yes and no...I don't think I could spell or pronounce them correctly

18. More than 5? Definitely not

19. Do you follow ji'e'toh? Good lord, no

20. Have you ever asked someone to help you meet your toh? Yes, and now I am realizing how culturally insensitive that was of me.

21. Have you ever tried to make someone gai'shain? hahaha no, but now I want to

22. Did it work? N/A

23. Have you ever called someone a 'woolhead'? Yup

24. Do you use the words 'flaming,' 'bloody,' or 'blood and bloody ashes' in place of a more common expletive? At times

25. Do you know what 'Dovie'andi se tovya sagain' means? Of course!

26. Have you ever used it in an appropriate situation? I translated it, but yeah

27. Are you fluent in the Old Tongue? No

28. Can you name all of the Forsaken? It would be really funny if I couldn't

29. Do you know all of their Age of Legend's names? oh ummm no

30. Do you wish you could have controlled the a'dam while Moghedien was wearing it? No way! I have enough petty hate directed at me, I don't need hers flowing through to me too.

31. Do you have pets named after WOT characters? No

32. Children named after WOT characters? No

33. Have you legally changed you name so you could be named after one of the WOT characters? Ohhhh...that's an interesting idea, I could become a Damodred...I am going to think about this

34. Off the top of your head can you name more than 10 WOT characters? Of course!

35. More than 30? Yes

36. More than 50? I think so

37. Have you ever referred to your boyfriend/husband as your warder/gaidin? No, but I asked him if he would let me bond him.

38. Have you ever been referred to by your girlfriend/wife as her warder/gaidin? N/A

39. Does your knowledge of WOT geography surpass your knowledge of the geography of the country you live in? I don't think so...especially since RJ's (and most fantasy authors') measurements were a bit off.

40. Do you have a set of three questions prepared in the event that you should ever run across a doorway with a twisting red frame? No, but you better believe I will now

41. Do you utterly refuse to say the name Sh...um yeah you know...I don't usually talk in the third person, it's kind of lame

42. Do you refer to a favorite item, piece of jewelry, etc. as your angreal? No, but I might start

43. Have you ever called on the Old Blood to help you through a test or stressful workday? No

44. Have you ever painted the nail on your pinky green and shaved half of your head? OMG I am 100% doing this when I cut my hair short again. I am doing this and then cutting it all short once the shaved side starts to grow out.

45. Have you ever painted the Dragon Fang on someone's door? Rude! No.

46. Have you ever referred to a figure of authority as Lord Captain Commander of the Children of the Light? Yes

47. Have you ever accused someone of being a Darkfriend? Yes

48. Have you ever entered Tel'aran'rhiod? No

49. Do you refer to your winter scarf as a shoufa? I have...again realizing how culturally insensitive that might be...

50. When buying cigs have you ever asked for a pouch of Two Rivers Tabac? No, but I want to make a pouch and label it that for room decor now

51. When buying alcohol have you ever asked for a bottle of oosquai? No, but now I want to make a label for that as room decor as well lol

52. On a trip to the zoo have you ever referred to the elephants as s'redits? No

53. Can you recite all the Prophecies of the Dragon? Um No, and neither can you

54. Do you commonly refer to comedians, musicians, jugglers, etc. as gleemen? not commonly, but I have

55. Have you ever taken the oath as a Hunter of the Horn? I am a breaker of oaths so....

56. Do you know what Shen an Calhar means? I do

57. Have you ever danced with Jak O'The Shadows? Yeah, it was a good time

58. When in a tough situation have you ever sighed acceptingly and said 'The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills"? Yes

59. Have you not read the books because you have read them before in a previous Age because there is no beginning or end the Wheel of Time? Jenaroni, this is what you should tell people!

60. Have you ever made a purity test based on The Wheel of Time? No, this questions feels like a flex tho